Wackiest and Tackiest Shoes You Don’t Need in Your Life

Let’s give ourselves a break and look at these wild and wacky oversized pair of shoes that we’re pretty certain nobody would ever buy. They’re extremely weird and it’s just not worth the $$$$.

Rick Owens Cap-Toe High Sock Sneakers – $2,217
This is really weird. Why do you need something like this when you can get sneakers for maybe $100 and matching knee-high socks for $10? But we think women really purchased this because on the site, sizes 7 and 8 are out of stock. This is also available in khaki.

Sophia Webster Katy Shearling-Lined Suede and Leather Ankle Boots
“This item has sold out and is not expected to become available again.” That’s fine with us. We just can’t believe that this has been sold out, like seriously, women actually bought this on a snow trip – it’s the perfect boots (except the heel part) to wear while sipping on hot cocoa beside the fire place with a comfortable fuzzy blanket draped over you.

Jeffrey Campbell Gospel $180
Just because they rhymed, doesn’t mean you’re going to wear it. The saying would look cool on a shirt but not on shoes, especially not this pair. It will make you look like that’s all you ever do – get drunk and sleep. There are so many Jeffrey Campbell shoes that are wearable and stylish, but this one’s completely out of it.

Chloe Fur Moon Boots $695
This will make you look like you’re wearing your favorite fuzzy animal or something. We’re a fan of faux fur, but if that fur is just too much. Also, if you’re going to kill an animal to create a statement shoe, then maybe you should have killed one that’s big enough to cover the entire shoe. What’s the point of showing off that bit of leather?

Simone Rocha Trim Flat Leather Mules $283
This shoe looks like it’s been hiding under your bed for a couple of months. It also makes you look like you’ve shaved your dog then glued its hair on the soles of this shoe. Not cool.

Vivienne Westwood Tracy Trainer Khaki Classic Gold Label Shoes $855
This is said to be named after Tracey Emin – crocodile finish, exaggerated laces, brown leather heels with four-multi-colored stripes, it would look really cool if Vivienne kept it slightly simple. Maybe take out the yellow, black, red, blue and maybe change the color of the crocodile part because it isn’t a flattering color and look.

Fendi Shearling Fur Ice-Heel Boot, Light Rose
This looks like a pair of shoes that a snow monster would wear, while it sits down on his ice cave and evaluating his life. Fendi, what are you doing?

Jeffrey Campbell Rockwood $190
For Christ sakes, this will make you look like you’re wearing the stairs of your flat. There’s the first floor then the second floor, then the roof top. Nice try, Jeffrey Campbell. We’re going to pass on this one.

Aleaxnder Wang Woven Carla Pumps $595
Alexander Wang, this shoe is too expensive that looks like a bunch of girl scouts made this during one of their afternoon arts and crafts session. It’s disappointing since Alexander Wang’s items look pretty edgy, sleek and not, at all, cheap.

Christian Louboutin Otrot 120 Fringed Suede Sandals $1,295
Incorporating fringe on your outfit for the day is alright BUT on your shoes, this is weird. This looks like your shoes have hair that you’ve forgotten to get them cut so it just grows on like normal hair. Weird. The color is great but the fringe style on the back is plain weird. If you want one but can’t afford this, you can easily DIY.